"For some strange reason I feel a lot like Rainbow Bright"
"Man...am I rocking the tutu/legging ensemble or what?"
"He thinks I don't notice he just skipped over three paragraphs...but I noticed."
"I must live up to all my t-shirts' names..anyone for milk at 3:00 am?"
"My name is Aubrey and I am addicted to my noonie..."
"Does mom think a flood is coming today or something?"
"I gave in...a girl needs her beauty rest"
"These lights are so bright...perhaps a little drool will dull them down"
"Lex...did you just see that? This Praise Baby DVD is unbelievable!"
"Does this bow make me look like a Christmas Present?"
"What's a girl gotta do to get a pillow around here?