Monday, August 24, 2009

Not me Monday!

I most certainly did not spend three hours dipping pretzel rods into chocolate only to wake up the next morning to find little white splotches all over those rods. (I think they went from hot to cold too fast and it’s just condensation.) However, being the perfectionist that I am, I did not decide to RE-DIP two hundred pretzel rods again just because those tiny dots were driving me crazy. Nope…I am spending my time doing much more important things being that I only have 5 days until I get married. I would never waste my precious time being obsessive compulsive about something trivial like a little condensation.

My VERY-VERY-VERY Soon-to-be-Hubby did not lock his keys in his car and have to call Pop-a-Lock, because he was searching for a gift card in his car that I insisted he lost, only to find out that said gift card was actually chilling, very quietly, in my purse. No sir, my sweet ignorance did not cost us $50.00.

Nope…whoever told you that story would definitely be lying.

And please, don’t believe it when you hear that I went to Target this weekend, spent over a hundred dollars and filled over 8 grocery bags and then proceeded to leave with only one bag in my hand. There is absolutely no way that I got all the way to my car, placed that one single bag in the front seat and then realize that I didn’t have all my groceries. Please don’t believe that it was me who had to go to customer service and retrieve the remaining seven bags of groceries. What am I going to do when I have kids…surely people won’t laugh at my silliness if I happen to leave my darling offspring in Target, will they?

Oh my…the wedding day is getting closer, it better hurry up because I don’t think I can handle many more of these “oops moments” that I seem to be having lately. I mean…not having lately.


  1. You are lucky to only spend $100 at target. I never get out of there under $150. I have a problem though. Though I've never forgotten my bags at target, i have to say I have driven right out of the drive through before after paying, without my food.

  2. haha! you're too cute! love your new page too, especially the new signature!! :) happy almost wedding!!!!!!!!

  3. Too funny! I so would have redipped the pretzel rods too. You know because someone else just might notice that and it wouldn't be cool :)

  4. I have left a bag or two at Target before. Not fun to have to walk back in and retrieve them.

  5. Stopping by from SITS to wish you and your soon-to-be hubby a Happy Wedding Day! I wish you two all the happiness in the world.

    Oh, and I am just as obsessive compulsive about little things - I would have re-dipped all the pretzels, too. You're not alone, girl!

  6. These are the days you will remember forever....ENJOY every minute.