Wednesday, July 15, 2009


Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up every two hours?

Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

Why on earth would they put a "S" in the word "lisp"?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money inbinoculars to look at things on the ground?

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their bottom when they ask where the bathroom is?

Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?

Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast to a horrible crisp, which no one in their right mind would eat?

Why do we say "heads up" when we actually duck?

Why does the sun lightens our hair, but darken our skin?

Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

1 comment:

  1. Those are hilarious! ;-) Love the first one...

    Just stopped in from SITS!