Not Me Monday!

Oh my, another week has come and gone and by golly it is time for Not Me Monday! A time to share the wonderful things you certainly didn't do in life. Monday, has given me something fun to look forward to on the first day of each week...sharing my imperfections while pretending I actually am perfect.

I most certainly did not make a fool of myself during a trivia game and blurt out "I didn't know New Mexico was a state." No sir, I know all my 50 states and it really isn't me who is ignorant when it comes to geography.

Don't let anyone tell you that I am related to someone (my mom) who couldn't remember if she took her own medication or the medication set out for the dog. Nope…it wasn't my precious mother who asked me, "Did I just take a dog pill?" And I most certainly did not reply "I wouldn't put it past you!" No way, my family is only full of smart, sophisticated people!

And please, do not think for one minute that it was me who got bit by ONE ant this weekend and about died from that one ant bite. Nope, I am way tougher than that and would never have to take a Benadryl to help that tiny itch go away. Negative…I am extremely resilient and always tough when it comes to pain.

Oh and Soon-to-be Hubby and I did not have a blast taking engagment pictures this weekend! I did not try on about 25 different outfits before putting the very 1st outfit I tried on... back on. Nope, it wasn't me who made us late and left my room looking like a tornado went through it. Please don't think it was us who took engagment photos on a vintage bike!!! I am not dying to show everyone these adorable pictures! (stay tuned...they will make their appearance soon!)

Well now that you know what I most certainly did not do this weekend…won't you join in with me and share what you didn't do this weekend??