Being brutally honest, and living to tell about it.
Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.
I most certainly did not have a long conversation with a little girl who was on her way to Disney World and ask her who she was most excited about seeing at DW. After hearing "Alien", I did not continue to rant and rave about the Alien Encounter ride and talk about how scary the aliens were and that I couldn't believe that was her favorite character. She did not then whisper "no, Ariel." After which I did not reply, "Oh... I like her too".
I did not go to Target to get groceries everyday this week, and see the same checkout girl each time, and then say to her "I'm so glad we are becoming fast friends" to which she did not reply "girl, I am not fat and neither are you, so don't be putting yourself down." It seems to me that I cannot speak correctly this week.
I most certainly did not watch LSU play baseball this week and be reminded of when my brother and I used to play home run derby in our front yard and then begin to tear up because I miss those fun times with my brother. Nope...that wasn't me crying during an LSU baseball game...that would just be silly.
There is absolutely no way I almost drove off the road and caused a huge wreck because I saw a lady bug on my shoulder. No way... that surely wasn't me flying off the handle at such a precious little creature visiting my shoulder.
Oh, and do not think for one second that I accidently threw away a five dollar bill in the garbage at the gas station, and that I would have spent 15 minutes digging through the garbage to find that $5 bill. Nope, I am certainly not that cheap and disgusting.
Well, I am so glad I got all that off my chest...
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